Knights of the Winter Rose

Attached you will find a document I plan on posting next Thursday at the school office to trick my colleagues (faculty teachers, principal and anyone else that enters the office) into reading this advertise. Any feedback is welcomed and feel free to adapt it to your own needs if you wish to pull a similar prank in your working environment. Thanks in advance!

Chris Pine's Kirk is a noob!

Winter Rose MB: Alexis Colón
Game of Thrones Ascent: Alexis Starfall
Seat of Power: Númenor

Past Incarnation: Alexis Starfall
Seat of Power: Lunar Hall

I chose the Starfall last name as an symbol of strength as Starfall was the home castle of one of the greatest Knights of Westeros, Ser Arthur Dayne the Sword of the Morning.

Well..... what do you know? I know nothing! xD

You got: Jon Snow

You know nothing, Jon Snuuuuuuur.

Next Generation, DS9 and Voyager. All of them together make a great soap opera. Enterprise was fun. The Original Series were worth for the originality of the characters.

Latin music and some rock every two or three latin songs.

Here I am..... ready for this quiz!

1. What's your favorite season? Winter/Football/Rugby/Soccer Seasons

2. Your favorite color? Black/Dark Blue

3. Favorite Food? Pizza and everything that involves bacon. No veggies!

4. Favorite ASOIAF character? Roose Bolton..... his coldness and silence say a lot of what he thinks of shenanigans!

5. A quote you like/use? Dead Men Tell No Tales.

6. Have you ever eaten a crayon? No....... who has??? Let's admit it.... it is tempting to try.....

7. Are you wearing socks right now? No

8. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? Indeed.

9. Are you a good cook? Define Good...does edible count?

10. Your dream vacation? Anywhere where food and drinks are part of the bundle like the Caribbean or Las Vegas! Women on a disco are priority. Can't dance if there are no women to dance with.

11. What do you want to know about the future? When will zombies arise? There are a few that deserve to be zombies in order for me to smash their brains legally.

12. What is your favorite animal? Panda/Grisly/Yorkshire Terrier

13. Do you like to dance? Anything but something called reggaeton in the Caribbean. I am from Puerto Rico! xD

14. What are you wearing right now?  A T-Shirt with printed words saying: "Pedagogy Department(front), I survived the gauntlet of Professor Borges(back)"

15. Worst injury you've ever had? Arm burned with water for opening a pressure cooker. (I was hungry!)

16. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? First: Buy all the girls a drink. Second: Dance with the oldest (30 or 35) lady in the room. Third: Wait for my average girls (25) ask me out to dance and drink for the remainder of the night! xD

17. Last food that you ate? Chocolate-Chip Cookie

18. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Sky Diving yes, Bungee Jumping No.

19. What is your heritage? Latin, Hispanic, African and Indian Inheritance.

20. What does your last text message say? The reason why I am not hanging out tonight. xD

21. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? For fun: Help Satan collect souls or whatever he does. Goodness: Teach my students to think rather than speak.

22. What was the last thing you had to drink? Orange Juice

23. How often do you clean out your ears? Every Morning and Night

24. Do you have a tan? Nope

25. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. (Example. Singing, drawing etc Nothing inappropriate) Sing to Poseidon to get wishes granted. xD

26. Type of music you like most? Rock/Salsa/Tecno/R&B/Jazz most genre.... even score soundtracks!

27. Type of music or musicians you dislike most?  Reggaeton, Bieber, One whatcha call it.

28. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?  Know them yes, Sing them on the correct tone/note/key No.

29. If you could lunch with one famous person, who would it be? Christian Bale/Jim Caviezel/ Emilia Clarke.... probably every hollywood actress.

30. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Wal-Mart on a slow Tuesday.

31. What was the name of your first pet? Smaug (after the dragon of the Hobbit book)

32. How are you feeling right now? Like a Phoenix.

33. Do you sing in the shower? Sometimes, when the waters are full of applause and soap.

34. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? Paranormal Funtivity: The Marked Ones

35. If you had to change your name to something else, what would it be? Beriadan, it's my name in Sindarin (a Tolkien Language)

36. Have you ever won a trophy? Yes, the hunger games at my high school back in 2007....... best hunger games ever. With pizza and all that is related to pizza.

37. If you got to chose what you were talented at, what would it be?  Playing Guitar. Trolling professionals in CoD and Battlefield.

38. Where did you grow up? Barranquitas, Puerto Rico

39. What Inspires You? Music, Books

40. If you had simple superpowers, what would it be? Power to freeze my surrounding.... I hate hot weather.... I need a frozen house or castle like the one from the Frozen Film.

41. What kind of books do you like to read? Fantasy/Scifi/War: Anything that involves medieval envirnment, warfare or space adventures.

42. Are you listening to music right now? Dream Theater (Rock)

43. What color hair do you have? Black

44. What comes to your mind when you hear the word "Love"? Lies

45. What comes to your mind when you hear the word "Fame"? Some idiots with minutes of awesomeness.

46. Where do you like to go to have fun? Outside bathing in mud in my four-track

47. Do you have posters up on your room walls? Indeed

48. What musical instruments can you play? Guitar

49. Have you ever been to a circus? Trick Question! I am the circus!

50. Give a rating out of 10, of how much you love GoT:A?  8.7